5:26 PM
i made it! things are mostly set up except for needing to buy a couple of book shelves. i'm still waiting for two thousand dollars in checks to get here. i was supposed to get half of the money early this week, but the girl who was supposed to send it was in an accident. i called to tell them to tell her to mail it whenever she's in.

anyway, i'm having a pretty good time breaking in this new couch and he bed is awesome. i'm starving. what will i have for dinner? i couldn't find instand mashed potatos at the store!

fuck you george bush.

Wednesday, Aug. 24, 2005

9:10 AM
i'm finally feeling better. mostly. just a little bit of a stuffy nose.

it's been a horrible pain in the ass to get the utilities turned on at my apartment. the prior resident didn't have any of it disconnected (which is nice as i currectly have electric and gas). the only thing that isn't good is that the apartment isn't air conditioned. it's been cool enough here that it hasn't mattered.

i've actually got a real life couch (my first in 4 years) and a new queen size bed being delivered sunday afternoon. the cats will be there on sunday, too. i'm dying for missing them. i don't know how you do it!

fuck you george bush.

Thursday, Aug. 18, 2005

7:50 PM
can you believe this! if i want turner classic movies, i have to order it separately here. those assholes!!!

fuck you george bush.

Wednesday, Aug. 17, 2005

6:14 PM
how can i still be sick!?

fuck you george bush.

Wednesday, Aug. 17, 2005

8:52 PM
i got an apartment. it's not in lynn. it's in revere. i love the name of that town, revere. it's a good place that reminds me of my place in oklahoma city. it's in a quiet neighborhood. i'm going to start moving in tomorrow. then, i'm going to look for furniture. won't the cats be happy.

i'm still sick.

fuck you george bush.

Tuesday, Aug. 16, 2005

8:30 PM
i'm in ma. i've got 5 apartments to see. i've got to call about one more. i managed to get here without getting entirely lost. i have an interview tomorrow. and two apartments to see. hooray. i'm really scared. i hope the apartments are nice so i can get one.

fuck you george bush.

Monday, Aug. 15, 2005

6:31 AM
i've got a few things to do this morning: stop and get more cold medicine, eat some breakfast, finish some laundry. then, i've got to run to my office where i need to print my resume for the interview and print directions to get to ma. then, i'm meeting lucky for breakfast and getting my oil changed. then i'm leaving. everything's all packed.

i was just thinking the other day about how i didn't get a cold this winter, i just got that awful flu. guess what! i've now got a cold. i'm taking loads of zinc which should make me feel better. i don't want to make mittenman sick.

fuck you george bush.

Monday, Aug. 15, 2005

4:50 PM
after tomorrow, i'll never have to count the days until i see mittenman again.

fuck you george bush.

Sunday, Aug. 14, 2005

4:40 PM
i have a cold. this is terrible because i have to drive for 8 hours tomorrow.

fuck you george bush.

Sunday, Aug. 14, 2005

10:32 AM
i'm not really feeling very good about myself today.

fuck you george bush.

Saturday, Aug. 13, 2005

6:33 AM
guess what! today is my last day at work before i live by mittenman. i don't really have that much stuff to do, either.

fuck you george bush.

Friday, Aug. 12, 2005

8:16 PM
god, i can't believe the secret i have isn't in the news yet! i am dying to tell this secret!!!!!!!!!!

fuck you george bush.

Thursday, Aug. 11, 2005

5:56 PM
man, why is ray such an asshole to donna?

fuck you george bush.

Thursday, Aug. 11, 2005

5:38 PM
i thought i had appointments to see four apartments. it turns out that i have two appointments for two apartments. uhg. i'm really starting to worry. i'm sure i'll find one as both of the ones i'm looking for seem okay. one is in salem near the college and the other is in lynn. mittenman and i have had some discussions about whether i should live in lynn. he says i shouldn't. we've compromised and after i look at any apartments there, he and i will drive through the area just to check it out.

see, we're okay at compromising so far. everything's going to be great.

fuck you george bush.

Thursday, Aug. 11, 2005

4:26 PM
if were to waste my time reading the davinci code, i would make sure i ruined the ending for everyone.

fuck you george bush.

Wednesday, Aug. 10, 2005

2:48 PM
i'ma hustla' i'ma i'ma hustla'.


fuck you george bush.

Wednesday, Aug. 10, 2005

8:13 PM
i can watch the karate kid over and over and over again.

dear cheree, cat g. and chris w., can you believe that i'm going to be living in the same city with mittenman in a little over a week? who can believe that? for three years we've managed to have a really good relationship. we respect each other a whole lot and we care about each other and we trust each other. and now we're finally going to get to live in the same city and have a normal life together. i don't really have any expectations for us. i just want to spend enough time with him to find out if it's all going to work out. i think it will. man, i'm really excited.

i love how the karate kid ends as soon as daniel wins the trophy. and i love how the karate kid 2 picks up from where the first one left off.

fuck you george bush.

Monday, Aug. 08, 2005

6:53 PM
oh my god get out of the bathroom roommate or i'm going to die right here on the couch.

fuck you george bush.

Monday, Aug. 08, 2005

10:04 PM
this show where parents play tricks on their kids isn't funny at all. i'm going to take more asprain and go to bed.

fuck you george bush.

Sunday, Aug. 07, 2005

9:37 PM
oh thank god, three hours later the asprian has started working. i thought i was going to die.

fuck you george bush.

Sunday, Aug. 07, 2005

8:53 PM
you see, here's what's happened. since about the time i moved in with my roommate, my body has been like a clock. that was strange because typically, i only get my period ever 2-6 months. it's very rare that i get it every month. so about a month ago i was expecting it and had all the signs of it (crankiness, depression, intense eating, acne and cramps) but i never got it. i was fine with not getting it except the signs didn't ever go away. so for the past five weeks i've had pms that normally only lasts one week. while i'm glad it's over, the cramps i've got today seem to be the combination of cramps from last month and this month as well.

fuck you george bush.

Sunday, Aug. 07, 2005

8:51 PM
i feel like my uterus is going to explode.

fuck you george bush.

Sunday, Aug. 07, 2005

8:25 PM
oh...

fuck you george bush.

Sunday, Aug. 07, 2005

7:31 PM
why does george bush always have those long pauses every three words he speaks? it's the most obnoxious thing. i guess it's really hard for him to form a full sentence. i know it's wrong to make fun of people who have cognative disabilities, but in his case, i think it's okay.

fuck you george bush.

Sunday, Aug. 07, 2005

7:22 PM
god, why does my body hate me? i'm sorry i feel the need to keep everyone so closely updated with my female cycle, but oh, the pain. i'm due to go to the doctor in october to renew my bc and i'm going to talk about this problem. the pms makes it really hard for me to do my job because of my moods and the physical symptoms are so bad that it's hard for me to move.

fuck you george bush.

Sunday, Aug. 07, 2005

11:24 PM
today and tomorrow are the first time i've had two days in a row off work and to myself in about a year and a half. i'm not really sure what to do with myself. i think i'll sleepy.

fuck you george bush.

Saturday, Aug. 06, 2005

8:10 PM
fuck you playtex and your half sizes bras for everyone size a, b and c and all those in between. what about those of us who are a d and a half!? FUCK YOU PLAYTEX!!!

fuck you george bush.

Saturday, Aug. 06, 2005

7:53 PM
all day i've felt like i could throw up.

fuck you george bush.

Saturday, Aug. 06, 2005

6:11 PM
the roommate is obsessed with the ky 2-in-1 warming body massage and personal lubricant commercial. she doesn't say why other than because it's just creepy.

i'm grossed out by it because i wouldn't want anyone to use a personal lubricant as a massage oil on me. that's gross. i don't usually like any kind of oily stuff on my skin anyway.

fuck you george bush.

Saturday, Aug. 06, 2005

10:49 PM
i hate looking for apartments.

fuck you george bush.

Friday, Aug. 05, 2005

5:56 PM
i'm never happy with my drinks from starbucks.

fuck you george bush.

Friday, Aug. 05, 2005

3:53 PM
i'm not going to lie, i don't support our troops in iraq. i think what they are doing is wrong. and i think they were wrong for going into the military. that's not to say i hope they die, 'cause i don't think anyone should die, but i sure as hell don't support what they are over there to do.

fuck you george bush.

Friday, Aug. 05, 2005

6:37 AM
oh, i'm too tired to go to work today.

fuck you george bush.

Friday, Aug. 05, 2005

3:58 PM
i sat in my car and listened to the radio instead of eating lunch today. there was a story about how george bush is going to break the record for number of days of vacation taken by a president. the record of 335 was held by reagan who spent 11.4% of his time in office on vacation. okay, that's like 1 friday every other week or so, right? george bush is at 325 day so far and he's been in office for five years which means he's been on vacation 17.8% of the time. so that's like if you came in early a few mornings, but took every friday off. and the divisor for that included weekends. not counting weekends, it would have been even harder.

oh i know you say that the president is never really on vacation. but mittenman says george bush has never really been at work. or something equally clever that i can't remember.

i'm going swimming now.

fuck you george bush.

Thursday, Aug. 04, 2005

9:59 PM
yeah, i'd be pissed if mittenman put blue tape in my hair.

fuck you george bush.

Wednesday, Aug. 03, 2005

5:18 PM
man, i could totally eat another order of onion rings and another chili dog.

fuck you george bush.

Wednesday, Aug. 03, 2005

2:36 PM
i'm going swimming how. hooray.

fuck you george bush.

Wednesday, Aug. 03, 2005

10:07 PM
mittenman and i were talking about his living situation. he said the only thing that sucks about living at home was that it was kind of embarrassing when he takes a girl there. i didn't let him finish and kind of said, "are you planning on doing that again soon?" but he kept talking and said, "i don't do that anymore so it doesn't matter." i was scared but then i was releaved. i love him.

fuck you george bush.

Tuesday, Aug. 02, 2005

7:32 PM
i got catcalled in the liquor store parking lot. twice.

fuck you george bush.

Tuesday, Aug. 02, 2005

3:41 PM
will someone please make my boobs smaller. please, just by an inch. then all my clothes will feet me perfectly.

fuck you george bush.

Tuesday, Aug. 02, 2005

8:46 PM
this show about sea monsters is really good. they're talking about decomposing whales and how they get identified as sea monsters sometimes. that's really neat to me and not something i'd ever thought about.

fuck you george bush.

Monday, Aug. 01, 2005

6:48 PM
i'm looking around and thinking, "wow, i'm getting a lot of stuff done." and you know what? it's actually true.

fuck you george bush.

Monday, Aug. 01, 2005

7:19 PM
let me tell you what this shithead kid did tonight. i told him today was going to be my last day and he said he was going to draw a picture. that was great, right? he drew the picture and everything was fine until i asked him about the picture. he said it was a picture of me going away on a boat. that was good, because it sort of made sense. then he said he was waving at me and that was good, too because it made sense. then he said he was happy and that i was sad.

he's a shithead and i nearly told him that i was leaving because i couldn't stand him. instead i just told him that i wasn't sad at all.

fuck you george bush.

Sunday, Jul. 31, 2005

11:48 PM
in just a few hours, i'll be done, DONE, DONE with the kids. how exciting.

fuck you george bush.

Saturday, Jul. 30, 2005

10:46 PM
i like the way my cheeks get too rosey when i drink too much.

i can't watch all of this movie the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, or whatever it's called. it's exactly how all my relationships end. and i know that's how it'll be with mittenman eventually. and i don't want to think about that.

fuck you george bush.

Saturday, Jul. 30, 2005

10:37 PM
i love the way my cheeks look so rosey when i drink too much.

fuck you george bush.

Saturday, Jul. 30, 2005

7:39 PM
i made four cheese baguette pizza. it has bleu, provolone, swiss and muenster. it also has mushrooms. as i was getting a piece off the tray, i dropped it upside down. oh no!

fuck you george bush.

Saturday, Jul. 30, 2005

5:26 PM
i've actually made a pretty good amount of money off the stuff i sold on ebay. like, maybe $30 or more depending on how much shipping ends up costing. there's still a bunch of stuff i didn't sell, i'll probably just give that to a thrift store.

fuck you george bush.

Saturday, Jul. 30, 2005

8:50 AM
fuck these soapnet assholes. they're showing i wanna be a soap star instead of 90210 and melrose place. don't they know i can't go without those shows.

mittenman said he will watch barking madd with me when i get there. that will be so fun. he'll like that show.

i saw mike's band again last night. they're always, always, always good.

look at these kittens:

i prefer grown cats.

fuck you george bush.

Saturday, Jul. 30, 2005

2:46 PM
i'm at home before 3 for the first time in weeks. i wouldn't mind being home that late if i weren't doing it 6 days/week and working in the evenings sometimes. all of that changes, though. sunday is my last day with the kids. after that, it's just teaching and office hours. yes!

fuck you george bush.

Friday, Jul. 29, 2005

8:52 PM
boy am i tired. guess what i've been doing. if you guess swimming, you're wrong, it's too cold to go swimming. i just spent some time packing. i've got nearly everything in the living room packed. tomorrow, i'll work on the dining room which is mostly just the painting supplies and silver tea pots. how sad it will be for those to be packed.

fuck you george bush.

Thursday, Jul. 28, 2005

4:56 PM
i wish it would hurry up and be time for 90210 so i can eat my chinese food.

fuck you george bush.

Thursday, Jul. 28, 2005

8:18 PM
i guess the comedy channel didn't suck enough? now they are going to do a roast of who? pamela anderson?

fuck you george bush.

Wednesday, Jul. 27, 2005

8:09 PM
okay, that nasty old man at the pool needs to leave me alone already. as i walked down there today, he started calling out to me, "hey lady, you gonna' teach me to swim today?" i ignored him. then, when i got in the water and was swimming all around, he called to me, "hey. you in the purple. you ain't gonna talk to me today?" i kept ignoring him. then, he came to the side of the pool and started talking to me more, "why are you ignoring me? did you go deaf, barney?" finally, he left me alone.

i'm sure he'll be an asshole to me next time i see him and that's just fine 'cause i'm gonna call the apartment office and tell them about the whole thing. i've been quite clear with this man that i don't want to talk to him.

and why do men have to do that anyway? just because someone doesn't want to talk to them, their egos get hurt and so they've got to try to act like they didn't want to talk to the woman anyway.

i don't think mittenman would do that.

we've had a wonderful rain storm tonight and it's supposed to be in the lower 80s for the rest of the week. how great that will be except that i might not get to go swimming. i'll try it anyway.

fuck you george bush.

Wednesday, Jul. 27, 2005

6:18 AM
i went to sleepy at about 7:30 last night. i woke up a few time here and there and kind of moved around. i woke up when mittenman called me at 11:00. i had intended it to be a nap, that's all. instead i slept and slept. good thing i didn't have anything to do.

fuck you george bush.

Wednesday, Jul. 27, 2005

4:34 PM
let me tell you about how wonderful mittenman is. i am a very independent person. not because i don't like to ask for help, but because i don't want to be a burden on anyone. sometimes i forget that i will have mittenman there in ma when i get there and that he will help me with stuff. i try not to ask him for help for anything, because i don't want him to feel like he has to do anything, but still...i can't really explain it. i'm so used to dating guys who can't do anything for themselves. it's hard for me to let go and know that i don't have to be in charge of everything all the time. at the same time, it's so easy.

fuck you george bush.

Tuesday, Jul. 26, 2005

4:30 PM
wooo! they've posted the job i want. they want to fill it by august 17, so i should know very soon if i've gotten it. hopefully i will. everyone cross your fingers for me.


NEW year-round position for Northeastern Ma./Lynn office - projected start date: August 17th. Assist students within the juvenile justice system to successfully network and transition to schools, vocational training programs, employment and community. The preferred candidate will have experience with high-risk youth, secondary education (Ma. license preferred), transition and the juvenile justice system. Bachelor Degree, strong written/oral communication skills, computer savvy, and ability to drive to designated areas essential. Join our Team and make a difference.



fuck you george bush.

Tuesday, Jul. 26, 2005

3:14 PM
fuck these fucking state department of education assholes. they tried to tell me that i never had a copy of my test scores sent to them. but what's this!

they also tried to tell me all their brochures say processing the application takes 90 days. i told them i didn't look at the brochure because i used the website and that the website doesn't say that. they tried to tell me that it does. i looked after i got off the phone. it does not say that. they clearly don't know who they are messing with because i do not make mistakes on important things like that.

now they are going to send me a letter saying that i've done everything to get my lisence, they just have to verify everything. why did i have to send official copies of everything if they now have to go back and make sure everything on it is correct? nobody wants to be a teacher that bad, you know. unless they are a child molester or something.

fuck you george bush.

Tuesday, Jul. 26, 2005

6:22 AM
the power here has been going out because or rainstorms and junk. i'm worried i'll over sleepy so i moved that horrible baby ben from the bathroom to the bedroom, just in case. today, i nearly over slept. i was dreaming of getting my hair done, or something like that. i was glad i woke up before it went off. i can't stand the loud jingle of that clock.

ooh, i'm starving already. i hate brushing my teeth.

fuck you george bush.

Tuesday, Jul. 26, 2005

6:17 PM
the girls all laughed at me when i told them i had to turn off boyz in the hood because it made me cry and cry. they said i should see menace to society. i need see if that's available onDemand. i need to see new jack city, too. i'll put those on my nexflix for this weekend.

fuck you george bush.

Monday, Jul. 25, 2005

6:16 PM
i've decide i'm not going to click the "is this going to be the first entry on a new page?" button the entire time i have this diary. just wait until next april. won't it be awesome!

fuck you george bush.

Monday, Jul. 25, 2005

4:28 PM
i'm waiting on hold with the maryland state department of education. i've been concerned for a few weeks now that i haven't heard anything back about my teaching license. when i talked to the people in ma, they told me not to worry about my certification there, as i've got certification here. so i need to find out what's going on.

i've been on hold for 15 minutes now. i know there aren't that many people calling about their certification i think they are trying to make it so i can't get a job.

this thing on my back hurts.

fuck you george bush.

Monday, Jul. 25, 2005

4:11 PM
gross! i've got another huge spider bite on my back. all kinds of stuff just came out of it. i wish i didn't sleepy on my stomach so this wouldn't happen. i must be a tasty treat for a spider.

fuck you george bush.

Monday, Jul. 25, 2005

5:57 PM
my head is killing me. i cancelled a kid because i just couldn't take it. next week is my last week with the kids. i don't really think i'll be that sad. i'll miss al, though.

fuck you george bush.

Sunday, Jul. 24, 2005

11:00 PM
my life it much easier when i'm wearing my glasses.

fuck you george bush.

Saturday, Jul. 23, 2005

10:26 PM
thank god we've stopped wearing heels again. i'll be quite stylish in my shoes until heels come back again. maybe it'll never happen.

to celebrate the end of heels, i bought these for $10 (down from $24):

and i needed some more pants. i keep saying that i won't ever wear white pants, but these were cheap. also, i can't stop buying pinstriped stuff. i'll buy anything that has pin stripes.

heck, i got them for $30 cheaper than their original price ($44).

no more shopping for me. i should be all set for a while.

fuck you george bush.

Saturday, Jul. 23, 2005

10:04 PM
look at those silly snails. all they do all day is slide up to the top of the tank and then let themselves fall down to the bottom. they do that over and over again. what a fun game.

fuck you george bush.

Saturday, Jul. 23, 2005

7:54 PM
my long standing love affair with ice cube continues... do you think mittenman knows what while we watched are we there yet? i was dreaming of having a million of ice cube's babies?

fuck you george bush.

Saturday, Jul. 23, 2005

11:28 PM
i'm still really young. so it's okay for me to be the way i am. but what's going to happen when i'm 40? will it still be okay for me to be the way i am? i hope so. it'll be bugging me for the next 12.333 years though.

fuck you george bush.

Friday, Jul. 22, 2005

5:49 PM
today this student said to me, "did you get your skirt at hot topic?" i said, "yeah, get started on your drill." she said, "oh, so you must know who insane clown posse is, or at least, hatchetman." i ignored her and said top the class, "alright ladies, finish up, after you take your test you can look at these magazines."

why do people assume that because i get all my teacher clothes from there i'm into all of their silly stuff. the clothes fit me. and if you order from the clearance stuff, they clothes are cheap. AND the clothes are better than regular teacher clothes and suit my personality.

kids are dumb. or, at least, white trash icp kids are.

fuck you george bush.

Friday, Jul. 22, 2005

9:26 PM
i'm having a hard time going from jodie xxxxxx, research assistant to jodie xxxxxx, m.ed.

fuck you george bush.

Thursday, Jul. 21, 2005

8:28 PM
i just got a call back telling me that i have a job.

fuck you george bush.

Thursday, Jul. 21, 2005

7:22 PM
listen to what this cat did! i came home at about 3:30, ready to go swimming. but the pool was closed. (those assholes.) when i came in the door, he walked up to me with both eyes closed tight. so i fiddled around with him and got him to open his right eye just fine, but he kept his left eye closed. i left him alone for a while and he acted completely normal other than having his one eye closed.

later, i went outside to smoke. i told raoul, "i'm not taking you outside if your eye is messed up." he meowed and all of a sudden, the closed eye popped open just fine. i told him i still wasn't taking him out and the eye stayed open. then, when i got back, he was back the way he was before.

fuck you george bush.

Thursday, Jul. 21, 2005

4:46 PM
oh diaryland, sorry about that.

fuck you george bush.

Thursday, Jul. 21, 2005

6:39 AM
i don't want it to rain, i want to go swimming this afternoon. if it starts to rain, i'll curse! don't doubt me, i'll do it!

fuck you george bush.

Thursday, Jul. 21, 2005

7:05 PM
finally, i got the shirt i've been looking for:

too bad it's an xl and i wear an l.

fuck you george bush.

Wednesday, Jul. 20, 2005

5:52 PM
i am NOT crying over this episode of 90210

fuck you george bush.

Wednesday, Jul. 20, 2005

4:14 PM
you know, i'm not even going to complain about what i was just about to complain about. it involved someone having a hotter girlfriend than my boyfriend has and how my boyfriend should have a hot girlfriend.

fuck you george bush.

Wednesday, Jul. 20, 2005

9:00 PM
oh, this one guy thinks neptune and uranus were formed between jupiter and saturn and then moved out to the kuiper belt. too bad i wasn't smart enough to become an astronomer.

fuck you george bush.

Tuesday, Jul. 19, 2005

8:47 PM
i know that every time the planets is on i have to make a whole big thing about it. and that's what i'm doing right now. a guy just said that they had never been able to use computer models to create neptune and uranus (my favorite planet because it's so blue). i wonder if they've been able to do that. does anyone know? it would really interest me to know.

fuck you george bush.

Tuesday, Jul. 19, 2005

4:53 PM
man, swimming is awesome. then, there was this as i was walking back from the pool:

man: you have enough?
me: yeah.
man: oh man, i was coming to join you.

gross. i hate men. except for mittenman who's not like that at all.

fuck you george bush.

Tuesday, Jul. 19, 2005

3:54 PM
man, i've been in the bathroom every hour for about the past day thanks to kenny roger's roasters. i didn't even eat the delicious chicken that melts in your mouth. i had the meatloaf that had waaaay to much garlic in it.

i told mittenman about it. i said, "what if i've got what you had?" he said that was good if i wanted to loose weight. he said, "maybe i should hire a hooker, to give me something." then i said, "to shit in your mouth so you get sick." he told me that my mouth has been quite bad lately.

i'm going to go swimming. if i run out of the pool back home, you'll know why.

fuck you george bush.

Tuesday, Jul. 19, 2005

4:23 PM
not that i'm ever planning on having to do this, but if i ever had to place a personal ad, it would be titled, "wanted: straight bear."

fuck you george bush.

Monday, Jul. 18, 2005

6:06 PM
i can't believe i'm about to say this, but i might have to buy that swimsuit. it's exactly what i've been looking for for years and years.

also, i there were two black women with the same figure i have at the pool. they were wearing bikinis and looked really great. what do i have to do to become a black woman?

fuck you george bush.

Sunday, Jul. 17, 2005

6:05 PM
oh swimming, how i love you. how you are so much better than those fucking walks i used to take but hated because of the pain in my knees and ankles. how much better you are because i do not have to feel hot and sweaty. how i don't even mind other people seeing me even though i don't look that great in my swimsuit because i'm underwater. how much better you are because i have a $80 swimsuit i got for $16.

please god please, let this suit go on sale as well:

please.

fuck you george bush.

Sunday, Jul. 17, 2005

11:12 PM
every weekend i wax my face. after that, i use one of those biore nose strips while i dye my eyebrows. after that, i use this soap that gets really hot and then turns blue. sometimes, i'll dye the dark part of my hair or bleach the light part of it while all the other stuff is going on. i think one time i had dye in my hair and brow, a thing on my nosey and was shaving all at the same time. i usually do stuff like vacuum or do the dishes while i'm waiting for the stuff to do its thing. the roommate gives me funny looks and then i say, "what will i do when mittenman finds out about this?" and she comforts me and says, "i'm sure he knows that girls do this sort of thing. he'll get over it."

i sure hope so. he doesn't really know about it yet.

fuck you george bush.

Saturday, Jul. 16, 2005

10:15 PM
uhg, i can't believe i'm almost 28 and shopping at hot topic. when i was 26 mittenman said to me, "you're 30." and i told him, "i'm 26, i'm not almost 30 at all." but now i'm coming up on almost 30.

i've always had this thing that if i didn't get married by the time i was 28 it wasn't going to happen. or if it did happen people wouldn't think i was starting the rest of my life, they'd think it was about time. i'm not too worried about it though. i don't really have an opinion on getting married. i would like to have a big party where i get to wear a really fancy dress and everyone tells me how beautiful i look for a change.

i'm going to wax my face now.

fuck you george bush.

Saturday, Jul. 16, 2005

10:12 PM
damn it, if only i were black, i'd be so beautiful. what's that movie, SOUL MAN!!! that's what i need to happen to me. plus, i think mittenman would think it was really neat to have a black girlfriend.

fuck you george bush.

Saturday, Jul. 16, 2005

10:09 PM
mittenman said we can go see march of the penguins. i'm going to hold him to that.

i'm not too much of a pain in the ass girlfriend in my relationship with mittenman. i sure was with the last serious boyfriend.

fuck you george bush.

Saturday, Jul. 16, 2005

9:51 PM
i thought this movie "you got served" was about tennis. i know that's stupid, but i thought it was like dodgeball only about tennis.

it's a good movie. i love to watch people dance. i can't dance. i can't sing and i can't dance. those are two things i'd really like to be good at. i'd be happy if i could just dance though.

fuck you george bush.

Thursday, Jul. 14, 2005

9:00 PM
what do you think? should i watch "you got served" or read?

fuck you george bush.

Thursday, Jul. 14, 2005

7:22 PM
and now i will get to see atom egoyan movies i've been dying to see. his movies are the saddest movies of all. if you ever want to watch a sad but not sentimental movie, watch any of his. my favorite is the sweet hereafter. the mention of that movie makes my eyes well up.

fuck you george bush.

Thursday, Jul. 14, 2005

6:36 PM
i haven't mentioned it, but i LOVE, LOVE, LOVE netflix. every monday i mail off two and then by friday i've got two more. lately i've been watching all the alfred hitchcock i didn't get to see in college. this weekend, i've got one of his and sorry, wrong number which i've been dying to see. last weekend, it was the 39 steps and niagarah and the weekened before that it was to catch a theif and the wrong man. then before that, it was rear window and the man who knew too much.

oh, how fun this weekend will be. i love old movies. i love them. like, i could watch them all the time.

i'm really rooting for amanda and kyle on melrose place.

fuck you george bush.

Thursday, Jul. 14, 2005

6:14 PM
my god fried sqash is so good!

fuck you george bush.

Thursday, Jul. 14, 2005

6:11 PM
i have never in my life experienced humidity like this. the air is heavy and thick and still. where's the wind? WHERE'S THE WIND??? wind is the only thing that can make this weather bearable.

fuck you george bush.

Thursday, Jul. 14, 2005

6:09 PM
you know, i really like heather locklear. i'd like to be her friend.

fuck you george bush.

Thursday, Jul. 14, 2005

3:01 PM
man, my neighbors are always freaking out about how big raoul is. he's not that big at all, though.

fuck you george bush.

Thursday, Jul. 14, 2005

2:47 PM
so here's my problem: jobess and i were talking about going to the 2012 olympics. we wanted it to be somewhere really great, like somewhere in aisa or africa or somewhere. i was pretty let down that it was london. not because i think there's anything wrong with london, but because i want to go somewhere that is not completely westernized and where i don't speak the native language.

the problem's this: i feel bad saying that about london after what's just happened there. i don't want people thinking i've got something against it or that it's a bad place or anything.

why do people knock and knock and knock on doors. obviously, if there's no answer, they aren't home or don't want to see you.

fuck you george bush.

Thursday, Jul. 14, 2005

8:46 PM
i just calculated that 95.83% of the stuff on comedy central isn't funny.

fuck you george bush.

Wednesday, Jul. 13, 2005

7:17 PM
i thought the movie i am watching was the black stallion. i kept waiting for the kid to try to ride the horse and stuff. then i found out i'm watching black beauty. fuck black beauty.

fuck you george bush.

Wednesday, Jul. 13, 2005

5:24 PM
oh my feet. and i can't help it any more, i'm going to cluck-u to get some chicken that is covered in honey.

i get pms for about a week and a half every month. do you realize that's like, 25% of my life currently. then, THEN, i'm actually menstrating for 4-5 days. which brings the total to slightly over half of my current life.

fuck you george bush.

Wednesday, Jul. 13, 2005

4:37 PM
i am attempting to walking in 4" heels presently. any advice?

fuck you george bush.

Wednesday, Jul. 13, 2005

6:40 AM
raoul stop drinking from my cup!

fuck you george bush.

Wednesday, Jul. 13, 2005

9:14 PM
i wanted to add the word narcissistic to that last post, but i wasn't sure i knew how to spell it.

fuck you george bush.

Tuesday, Jul. 12, 2005

9:04 PM
you know why i never read "blogs?" because they are just commentary and i can't stand commentary. unless it's the running commentary i keep of my day. but seriously, news blogs are just interpretations and analyzations of things that have already been interpreted and analyzed because evidently, most people aren't smart enough to interpret and analyze for themselves. or at least that's what bloggers must thing.

does anyone actually read a blog that has a pov other than their own? like, i could never ever read a blog by say, bill o'rielly. but i feel sort of like i'm wasting my time by reading a blog by al franken. 'cause like, it's shit i already agree with and i don't need no rich white guy telling me i'm right.

anyway, i'm just complaining because i know some "bloggers" who just kind of re-report the news. and while i do a pretty good job of not being judgemental, that's fucking lame.

fuck you george bush.

Tuesday, Jul. 12, 2005

8:55 PM
i'm not entirely convinced the bad guy in this lifetime "a friend of the family" really wants to be with the woman. instead, i think he wants to take on her role. why else would he be wondering off with the baby and telling her husband she hasn't been faithful?

fuck you george bush.

Tuesday, Jul. 12, 2005

8:54 PM
i'm always looking for different media through which i can tell mittenman i love him. i've made internet videos, powerpoint presentations, sent cards and a bunch of other stuff. just now, i sent him a text message. i'd never sent him one before.

fuck you george bush.

Tuesday, Jul. 12, 2005

8:51 PM
i got an email from a school saying that they'd received my application and that they had already filled all their teaching positions. that was fine but then they asked me if i'd like to apply for a teaching assistant position. hell no i don't want to apply for a ta postion. i have a master's from one of the top five special education schools in the country. fuck those assholes.

fuck you george bush.

Tuesday, Jul. 12, 2005

6:09 PM
so here's what i think we might do instead of paying for a moving truck. i'm going to drive up to ma in mid-august and spend a few days looking for an apartment. once i've found one, mittenman and i will drive down here and get the rest of my stuff that will fit in his truck. anything that won't fit in mittenman's truck i will ship. i'm going to be getting rid of all of my furniture and buying new stuff there. i've wanted new furniture for a while now so this is a great time. i've got to get the whole job thing finalized. i need to stop stressing out about it and call the damn lady.

fuck you george bush.

Tuesday, Jul. 12, 2005

5:18 PM
oh, swimming was wonderful. now i feel like i can conquor the world. except for that i've got to take my car to the mechanic for a loud noise in the exhaust which i think is the result of the 6 huge speed bumps in my complex. otherwise, i'm feeling pretty good.

fuck you george bush.

Tuesday, Jul. 12, 2005

4:25 PM
oh how i haven't been able to swim enough lately. i think i'll go right now. then i can be home for beverly hills 90210 and melrose place.

fuck you george bush.

Tuesday, Jul. 12, 2005

4:06 PM
i'm telling you, mittenman just called me to annoy me. finally, after 5 minutes he said, "how's that pms?" i told him i was going to kill someone. then, just to push me over the edge he said, "how's that phone?" i hate that question. if he ever asks that question again, i'm going to kill him.

also, the pool's closed. all i've thought about today is how i can't wait to go to the pool. but it's closed on mondays.

fuck you george bush.

Monday, Jul. 11, 2005

8:49 PM
i'm very worried that the people i knew in high school have out achieved me. i went to a magnet high school and was in advanced classes with kids who wanted to be doctors and laywers and computer engineers. i'm not really doing much. i don't have a career. the things i've done have been pretty unimportant. i hope all of them have been failures, too. :)

fuck you george bush.

Sunday, Jul. 10, 2005

7:21 PM
oh, i forgot! i finally named the snails 23rd and western. that was always my favorite intersection. western was always my favorite street. i think the black one is 23rd and the golden one is western.

fuck you george bush.

Saturday, Jul. 09, 2005

7:02 PM
i went swimming. it was great. i can't wait to go again tomorrow. i never really get any excercise other than walking back and forth between buildings. i feel much better now.

i tried to cook some cupcakes when i got back. i mixed everything and stirred it all up. but it was sort of the consistancy of bread dough. i started to put it in the pan and decided it couldn't be right. i looked at the box and found that i'd overlooked adding the cup and a half of water. i added it and stirred it and it was fine. the cupcakes turned out nice. i don't like frosting so they are plain.

man, i can't wait to go swimming again tomorrow.

fuck you george bush.

Saturday, Jul. 09, 2005

2:49 PM
okay, here's something really stupid i just read:

scotty: Hell, I'm Irish, and English, and Scottish...but all those threads in my family tree have been on these shores since colonial times so I could really give a fuck anyway.
molly: If you went to Scotland you might feel differently about your heritage. You should feel awesome about it anyway just because it makes it more fun to rock out to immigration song.

fuck you george bush.

Saturday, Jul. 09, 2005

1:51 PM
why do people make such a big deal about being irish? can someone explain this to me? because really, there are people who walk around talking like they know everything about being irish because they had a grandparent come over from there during the 19th century. also, when guys find out that girls have had that happen, they go nuts. it's stupid.

okay, i could understand if you lived in a 'hood that had generations upon generations of irish people, but we live in baltimore and dc, so that's not the case.

anyway, whatever.

fuck you george bush.

Saturday, Jul. 09, 2005

10:17 AM
when you use this shit:

(and you should) do not use too much. it foams up because of the perioxide which makes it seem like there is more. your mouth gets over flowing with foam and it's gross.

a good thing about it is that it has a mild mint flavor. so that, plus a stronger mint from the toothpaste makes the heavily minty mouthwash less painful.

has anyone tried the less strong tasting mouthwashes? how are they?

i may switch from listerine mouthwash to oral b. i need to start flossing.

fuck you george bush.

Saturday, Jul. 09, 2005

9:52 AM
oscar be quiet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuck you george bush.

Saturday, Jul. 09, 2005

9:48 AM
oh my god these cats will not stop meowing. yesterday, i put a kid in time out because he would not stop saying, "it's time to go!" tomorrow, i'm going to put him in time out if he keeps saying, "today is saturday." you're not really supposed to do stuff like that, but i'm of the opinion that if it works, go ahead and do it.

anyway, please! tell these cats to be quiet. the roommate is sleepying.

fuck you george bush.

Saturday, Jul. 09, 2005

6:07 PM
what the fuck is going on on melrose place right now?

fuck you george bush.

Thursday, Jul. 07, 2005

10:00 PM
my dad says i'm like maranda on sex and the city. but i'm not a cold, castrating man hater, am i?

fuck you george bush.

Wednesday, Jul. 06, 2005

4:26 PM
look at me! i emailed tim barry of avail because i love avail and haven't stopped listening to them and i just wanted to let them know how much i love them. i got an email back from tim barry who i've had a secret crush on for some time. mittenman better watch out!!! (not really)

also, i've 98% of the way got a job.

fuck you george bush.

Wednesday, Jul. 06, 2005

2:51 PM
man, my apartment smells like baked beans.

fuck you george bush.

Wednesday, Jul. 06, 2005

9:49 PM
so here's a good trick if you really want to get a job somewhere and they haven't called you back: you call them and pretend like they've contacted you and left a message to schedule and interivew. tell them you can't remember the name of the person who left the message, but that you'd like to set up a time. sometimes, i think they will just schedule it because they don't know what else to do.

fuck you george bush.

Tuesday, Jul. 05, 2005

8:16 PM
i still don't have a job for next year. i'm the only one. i'm a loser, baby.

fuck you george bush.

Tuesday, Jul. 05, 2005

10:53 PM
can someone please get me on one of those clothes makeover shows where they let you buy a bunch of stuff. i definately need the help.

fuck you george bush.

Monday, Jul. 04, 2005

9:01 PM
i was waxing my eyebrown and got some of the wax removing oil in my eye. it doesn't really burn, but it's very clear feeling. too clear, like if someone had sprayed a whole bunch of air in my eye.

i also wasn't paying enough attention to what i was doing and waxed off the outer half of my left eyebrow. it's okay, the hair on my body grows so fast. the hair on my legs grows so quickly that i could stand to shave twice each day and i could easily stand to wax my brows twice each week.

i've been trying to grow my hair long, but have had no luck, but the shampoo i've been using has been a great help.

fuck you george bush.

Monday, Jul. 04, 2005

11:04 PM
i just called the jury number and they said i'm not required to report. that's very exciting. i still will call them back monday night just to be sure.

fuck you george bush.

Saturday, Jul. 02, 2005

10:33 PM
so i'm watching this lifetime movie/cautionary tale about a 15 year old young man who can't stop watching porn. they keep talking about how he's a "porn addict." his mother's friend left her husband because he was a porn addict and the school counselor just told the kid's parents he needs help for his porn addiction. his friends also keep talking about what a freak he is because he showed them an s&m website.

but here's the real question: what 15 year old young man isn't addicted to porn?



fuck you george bush.

Saturday, Jul. 02, 2005

8:46 PM
ooh, my lungs are still burning.

i love grace kelly. i love the sound of her voice. if only i were classly like that, maybe people would think i'm beautiful. l. cat. g., you should try to make your voice sound like that. next, i'll watch niagara. i just can't watch enough of those movies, you know.

even though i love screeching weasel, i can't stand the sound of ben weasel's voice.

fuck you george bush.

Saturday, Jul. 02, 2005

6:20 PM
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha. that's the sound of me breathing at the moment. i just cleaned the bathroom. i think there are two cleaners i'm mixing together the past few times that make the smell even worse. nevermind that we have a very small bathroom and have to keep the door closed to clean the bathtub. every time i clean it my i can smell the cleaners in my nose for about 5 hours afterward.

also, i was out of town last weekend. when i got home, the roommate had left a bunch of dishes that needed to be washed. we have an agreement that i will wash the dishes if she will take out the trash. however, i don't think i should have to wash the dishes she makes while i'm out of town, right? so i left them. i came back and saw them monday night. then today as i finished cleaning the bathroom, the roommate said, "oh, i'll clean the kitchen," like she was doing me some sort of favor or something. all this week i've made it a point to clean all of my dishes, but i didn't touch the ones she left. and then she acts like she's doing me a favor.

a similar thing happened a few weeks ago when she made dinner for her friend anthony while i was at the bar. she left all the dishes until i finally did them 5 days later because i saw a bug. ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck da' roomate.

anyone who can tell me what that lines a reference to wins a prize!

fuck you george bush.

Saturday, Jul. 02, 2005

5:23 PM
you can call me unamerican, but i hope lance armstrong doesn't win that race. actually, you can call me unamerican any time and it won't bother me.

i bought new clothes. i hate to admit it, but i am really one of those people who wears something three or four times and then doesn't wear it again. unfortunately, i don't really have the financial means to do that. but here's what i bought on clearance of course

i'm supposed to call about jury duty on tuesday. man, i hope i don't have to serve. i actually think it's kind of neat and would love to have that experience if for no reason other than just to say i had. but damn, i'm only going to be teaching at this place for 5 weeks and tuesday is the first day of classes. it's not really good for me to miss any days.

fuck you george bush.

Saturday, Jul. 02, 2005

4:20 PM
i just realized that i must seem so strange to my roommate with my blanket that i carry around the house with me. i can't stand not to be covered up, that's why i keep it so cold.

fuck you george bush.

Saturday, Jul. 02, 2005

12:29 PM
i went out this morning. raoul was very unhappy about it as he thinks i should spend all of my time at home with him. while i was out i saw two things: first, there were anti-abortion people protesting with giant, gory pictures of fetuses standing on 193 in greenbelt. gross. then, while i was at the postoffice in beltsville, i saw a box printed saying that it was to collect old cell phone batteries. written in marker on the box was "stop stealing! there is a camera right behind YOU!!!" i was so surprised by the whole thing.

i went to petsmart they buy the cats some rattely mousies. i bought them a new scratching post. then, i walked by the fish and i saw the snails. i love, love, love snails and i've missed having them. so i bought two and a little bowl for them. i need to name them. what should i name them? the old snails were christmas, monday, seven and cronenberg. what will i name these snails. i don't like to give names of pairs, like mickey and minnie. i'm thinking i might call one benway and the other pepsi. okay, yes. that's it. so the dark one will be benway and the light one will be pepsi.



fuck you george bush.

Saturday, Jul. 02, 2005

9:33 AM
i always watch the soap network on saturday morning. they have 90210 and melrose place. right now, though, they are showing "i want to be a soap star." it's pretty good. the people are about to start acting which should be funny. i wish they'd show that trashy passions shit on this channel.

fuck you george bush.

Saturday, Jul. 02, 2005

10:13 PM
so i've got a list of 15 more places to send resumes. 6 correctional facilities and the rest day treatment or residential facilities. i never heard back from peabody where i interviewed monday, so i'm guessing i didn't get that.

something will come through, i know. i had hoped to have something by now.

fuck you george bush.

Friday, Jul. 01, 2005

7:44 PM
okay, so my newest obsession is how many extensions can i find for mozilla. i use mozilla 1.7.8. here's the mozilla site where you can get the extentions:

https://addons.mozilla.org/
extensions/showlist.php?application=mozilla&category=All

guess what! i got an extension that lets me just double click on text and it will open it as a link.

fuck you george bush.

Thursday, Jun. 30, 2005

7:17 PM
i like all sorts of music. i like wrap and hip hop. but if another white person asks me if i like the black eyed peas when i say that, i'm going to call them a racist. i mean, i know that the black eyed peas are getting all sorts of madd props in the white magazines, but that doesn't mean that since i'm white i'm going to listen to them.

fuck you george bush.

Thursday, Jun. 30, 2005

5:28 PM
did i miss a day of 90210? because yesterday everything was normal, but today it's like a missed a season finale. they didn't show it though!

fuck you george bush.

Thursday, Jun. 30, 2005

7:21 PM
the roommate and i had the following convo:

her: what are you eating?
me: cake.
her: without frosting?
me: yeah, i like it without frosting.
her: you can eat cake without frosting?

fuck you george bush.

Wednesday, Jun. 29, 2005

7:19 PM
whoa! look at the times on each of the last three posts.

fuck you george bush.

Wednesday, Jun. 29, 2005

7:18 PM
also, i'm stilllllll swooning...

fuck you george bush.

Wednesday, Jun. 29, 2005

6:18 PM
isn't there some new american idol show where people are going to dance instead of sing? i'm going to watch that.

fuck you george bush.

Wednesday, Jun. 29, 2005

5:18 PM
me and mittenman. mittenman and me... we're in love. oooh.

fuck you george bush.

Wednesday, Jun. 29, 2005

4:43 PM
i'm back from vacation. if you really want to bother mittenman, ask him about how we drove around for two hours looking for the place where i had my second interview. the directions said it was on the harvard campus. but it wasn't. i'm just glad we got there.

the place i wanted offered me a job. unfortunately, they only want to give me $32k/year which is how much i've been making while i've been living in maryland. so i'm going to talk to them and see if they can raise it above that. it's frustrating because i really want that job.

i'm hungry. i think i'll have some mashed potatos.

fuck you george bush.

Tuesday, Jun. 28, 2005

10:36 PM
1. i'm very upset, but i don't have time to say why right now.

2. i'm STILL swooning over bruce taylor, though my swoon is being interupted by my being upset.

3. i finally fixed a shirt i bought a year ago and i'm going to wear it to my interviews on monday. i hope i don't end up looking like a ho.

fuck you george bush.

Thursday, Jun. 23, 2005

4:00 PM
i'm going to see mittenman tomorrow. how exciting is that!

fuck you george bush.

Thursday, Jun. 23, 2005

1:19 PM
my swoon is fading, but i'm still swooning!

fuck you george bush.

Tuesday, Jun. 21, 2005

12:58 PM
last night the roommate and i were talking about how we'd never realized that armpits had been a problem until we saw these dove deodorant commercials.

fuck you george bush.

Tuesday, Jun. 21, 2005

11:03 AM
my swoon is starting to fade...

fuck you george bush.

Tuesday, Jun. 21, 2005

9:26 PM
i'm still swooning...

fuck you george bush.

Monday, Jun. 20, 2005

5:48 PM
i'm still swooning...

fuck you george bush.

Monday, Jun. 20, 2005

10:25 AM
alright, we have an interview next monday at a school in peabody. i'm actually really looking forward to meeting the people. the math teacher asked me, "what kind of outside skills do you think you could teach the kids?" it's a small school with only 6 teachers and so you typically teach a subject plus some kind of elective. i told him, "well, gosh, it's hard to say, i've been so busy with school for the past two years that i've sort of lost track of my interests." he joked, "so you're saying you need to get a life?" and i said, "yeah." they all seemed really nice. i'd like to get that job.

i'm still smitten with bruce taylor (at the very bottom of the page). i can't believe he tried to talk to me, even if it was just to make friendly convo. swoon...

i watched easy rider last night. i'm also reading one flew over the cuckoo's next. those have jack nicholson in common. back before he was so cocky. i had a sex dream about him last night. in it, he was young. my first sex dream ever was about him, only when he was older. the first one was gross. the one last night wasn't bad. maybe instead of him, it was bruce taylor.

fuck you george bush.

Monday, Jun. 20, 2005

11:00 PM
my roomate just told me that sometimes people from different cultures have bigger lips. i'm so glad someone has finally taught me the ways of the world.

this morning i was going into a kid's house. there was a moth that i kind of shooed away. it sort of did its moth flutter across the sidewalk. then a little bird scooped down and ate it. it made me feel very peaceful.

fuck you george bush.

Sunday, Jun. 19, 2005

1:43 AM
i don't normally like my nose. but lately, i've been pretty excited by the way it's all turny uped.

fuck you george bush.

Sunday, Jun. 19, 2005

8:48 PM
i'm going out to the bar to see agent orange finally. they kept scheduling and cancelling over and over again back in oklahoma. now i'm finally going to get to see them. if i don't wimp out and stay home instead.

i told mittenman, i can't stand people looking at me. i hate going out. what can i do to make it so poeple won't look at me?

fuck you george bush.

Saturday, Jun. 18, 2005

1:11 PM
ah ha! i found the address! i guess most correctional facilities don't have publicizing their services, do they?

by the way, i don't think i've really mentioned this, but i should have stayed living in laurel by myself. the amount it's cost me in gas each month since i've lived here in hyattsville has exceeded the extra $300 i would have been paying for rent. my communte to pasadena last semester would have been about 20 minutes shorter (it was an hour from here) as would my drive every monday, wednesday and friday to baltimore this summer. PLUS, i'm going to be working in laurel everyday starting monday.

my apartment there was nice and i had everything i needed close by. i didn't have to drive 15 miles for a walmart or 15-20 minutes for coffee.

oh well.

fuck you george bush.

Saturday, Jun. 18, 2005

12:23 PM
so i'm supposed to start working on monday. i signed a contract saying that i'd work 20 hours each week teaching reading at waxter center for girls (a secure correctional facility). i'm not really sure when i'm supposed to be there or who i'm supposed to contact or even where it is.

fuck you george bush.

Saturday, Jun. 18, 2005

11:27 PM
whoa, tomorrow will be busy. i have isaac first, then i have to go to baltimore, then i have to go to hickey, then i have to justin in the evening. i'm going to be tired. i'm glad i don't have anything on saturday.

fuck you george bush.

Thursday, Jun. 16, 2005

12:07 PM
how exciting is this: one of the neighbors just popped their head out and told a kid knocking on a door, "hey, people can hear you." the kids been knocking since i sat down here 10 minutes ago.

fuck you george bush.

Thursday, Jun. 16, 2005

11:29 AM
the bug man was just here. he was awesome and reminded me of scatman crothers. i love bug men anyway because they help keep the bugs away. i'm always grateful for that.

fuck you george bush.

Monday, Jun. 13, 2005

11:22 AM
i need to find a way to incorporate the phrase "jinx fink" into my vocabulary.

i love mr. ed.

fuck you george bush.

Monday, Jun. 13, 2005

2:30 PM
i got my copy of the handbook of disruptive behavior disorders. i'm very excited about it.

i went to the car wash. i was surprised that the line wasn't a mile long. i didn't have to wait at all. in fact, the car in front of me finished so quickly that i felt bad for the person behind me because i took so long vacuuming.

fuck you george bush.

Saturday, Jun. 11, 2005

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